Just a Small Time Girl, Living in a Lonely World
Who can forget dancing around the living room singing the song into your mom's best candlestick holder, whilst jamming the best air guitar solo this side of Detroit rock city? It's a lonely world my children, ya gotta do the best you can, go on get that shirt and take the midnight train goin' anywhere!
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Ladies
Basic Fine Jersey Tee $18
Kelly Green
100% Jersey Cotton
Form Fitting, Flattering!
S-XL
Want a looser fit? Try the unisex.
Kiddies & Toddlers
Onesies $16
Basic Jersey T $16
3m to 6T
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Unisex
Basic Fine Jersey $18
Kelly Green
100% Fine Jersey Cotton
S- 2XL
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Her Name is Rio, She Don't Need to Understand
With a name like Rio, why should she have to understand? MissWit remembers this Duran Duran classic blasting on her clock radio one morning as a lil’ miss. Ya know the part where the hungry wolf is screaming behind the music..mom, mooommmmm? That really used to drive Momma Wit batty. Go on get the shirt and dance in the sand.
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Ladies
Sheer Cap Sleeve $18
Brown
100% Sheer Jersey Cotton
Form Fitting, Flattering!
Ribbed Tank Top $15
Army Green
100% Ribbed Cotton
Tight Fitting
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Unisex
Basic Fine Jersey $18
Black
100% Fine Jersey Cotton
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Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
MissWit has a secret…..You ARE the modern man!
Quite possibly the most ridiculous, catchiest song ever to master your "robot" dance skills to. Educational, (you learned a Japanese phrase) this musical odyssey tee shirt with its allegorical thematic stylings will make you the envy of all your old high school friends.
Thank you Dennis DeYoung, for your true identity!
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Ladies
Melange Gym Ringer $18
Green
100% Fine Jersey Cotton
Form Fitting.
Refer to USA size chart.
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Unisex
Melange Gym Ringer $18
Green
100% Fine Jersey Cotton
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Turn Around Bright Eyes
Remember sitting on the back of the bus on the way home from school, day dreaming about10 your crush, walkman on, blasting the tune, lamenting that every now and then you really do fall apart? Yea we don't either. We really are just living in a powderkeg and giving off sparks. Don’t know what to do? Buy the shirt, it's a total eclipse of the heart!
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Ladies
Sheer Cap Sleeve $18
Lemon
100% Sheer Cotton
Form Fitting
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Ribbed Tank Top $14
Lemon
100% Ribbed Cotton
Form Fitting
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I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, that much is true
Listen, from the moment I laid eyes on you I knew that even though I would spend 5 wonderful years with you, that I would always find something much better than you! I may have been serving you cocktails in my cheap short skirt, but I was somebody better than you then, and I am certainly too good for you now! But I'll give you that, yes indeed I was a cocktail waitress. But trust me on this one, I actually don’t want you back, and stop calling me baby! We were so 1982, so I repeat, I may still love you, but I don't want you and and and so uh uh uh excuse us, uh hum... MissWit got carried...that much is true!
Styles
Ladies
Basic Fine Jersey $18
Eggplant
100% Jersey Cotton
Form Fitting, Flattering
Ribbed Tank $14
Raspberry
100% Ribbed Cotton
Form Fitting, Flattering |
Unisex
Basic Fine Jersey $18
Black
100% Jersey Cotton
Looser fit.
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I Have a Tale to Tell
You got it that's right, hum it, sing it..you almost got it;that's right...ifrom the Sean Penn days. Even if you ran away, you’d never have the strength to go very far, where would you go? What would you see? When will you learn? Ya gotta buy the shirt!
Styles
Ladies
Sheer Cap Sleeve $18
Fuschia
100% Sheer Jersey Cotton
Form Fitting, Flattering!
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Ribbed Tank Top $14
Fuschia
100% Ribbed Cotton
Tight Fitting
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Life Ain't So Bad at All if You Live it Off The Wall
He knew it. We knew it. The infectious song, you just can't forget. Live it.
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Ladies
Basic Fine Jersey Tee $18
Black
100% Jersey Cotton
Form Fitting, Flattering!
S-XL
Want a looser fit? Try the unisex.
Refer to USA size chart |
Unisex
Basic Fine Jersey $18
Black
100% Fine Jersey Cotton
M/L
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